Who is this dashing young man?

This trim, young lieutenant is striking a fierce pose in the uniform of the 4th Queen’s Own Hussars, 1899.

I had never seen this pic before and just stumbled upon it a few days ago. I was like “Damn! Who is THAT hot-as-fuck dude?!

None other than Sir Winston Churchill, as a freshly minted cavalry officer.

Who knew the cigar-chewing fat guy who saved the Western World in 1940 was hotter than hell when he was 21?

Bitter Drama Queen Moment

When the dude I thought was relationship material totally and deliberately blows me off for the date he hit ME up to set, the FUCKING DAY BEFORE,

Without a text, nothing no not nada,

To hook up with what he obviously thought was a better offer,

And when it’s past time for him to show and I text him that I’m quite the social butterfly and must decide which cotillion to attend tonight he responds:

“Haha oh gosh I’m sorry! I stopped by a friends and he’s making dinner, I’m sorry, I fucked up I should have stuck to plans”

And it is so fucking obvious he found a trick whose cock he could suck and was making the lamest and frankly weirdest of transparently false excuses, especially considering that he saw but never responded to my 4pm “hey come to my place when you get off work” message,

At which point I am thrice insulted:

First, that he blatantly and deliberately blew me off, apparently temporarily incapacitated and unable to text me with the iphone he is so incessantly glued to,

Second, that he thought I wouldn’t see through his lame and frankly weird little story and know that he had actually dropped by to suck some dude off and his "dinner” was the load the dude had fed him, and

Third, that he actually thought there was a better offer.

Dude. No, there’s not a better offer. There’s not. You know it and I know you know it:

Because you went off on a drunken drama text binge last week when you erroneously thought I was banging someone else.

Why would I want to spend my time with someone who doesn’t act like he knows I’m the best offer?

Wow. I didn’t realize bitter drama queen moments required so much punctuation.

Source: sttrangr